This has nothing to do with the future...we have several new vehicles in the family and none have issues like this. There have been several people on this forum that have had random electrical issues and it is likely that something is amiss in mine and several other people's cars if they can't keep a charge.Then you better go back to your “better” cars. Welcome to the future.
When Sergio Marchionne was still alive he berated FCA engineers for having more BCMs per platform than most of the industry. He saw them as failure points and ones that were difficult to diagnose when there was a problem. (Just FWIW)I wouldn't be surprised if there was a bad batch of BCM's or perhaps it is something like the one person here that had a wiring harness compromised by a screw. All I know is it isn't the battery; when I bough the car the ASS functioned and then went away. I didn't care until the car didn't start. Replacement battery fixed ASS for a day or so then back to non-functional. So I think it is highly doubtful this is purely a battery issue.
That would be crappy programming. If it knows to disable ASS when a circuit is out of spec it should cut power to that circuit at rest to conserve battery. Also if it knows there is an issue with a circuit why not throw some code? Recently someone posted about White Auto in another thread, on their site they have a video where the guy shows the alert he got when he switched to LED headlights and taillights. I would think if something like this existed in our vehicle some people would be seeing the same thing.I believe this ties back to the BCM. It is my understanding that the BCM monitors voltages/resistance in each circuit. If it finds something amiss, it disables the ASS to protect the battery and leave the car in a position to not strand the driver. I believe that it continues to monitor even at rest when there is a circuit amiss. So if you change one bulb to an LED, it will scrutinize that circuit until a properly rated incandescent or halogen is installed(or you trick the BCM with a resistor or specially designed device) and circuit returns to the expected design criteria.